Eloise: But there's, um, the vending machine's got a laser in there that reads the coin and the coin has lines on it like a barcode on the side that authenticates it if it's real and I think there's cameras and you said that out loud kind of loud so we should leave right now just in case security is coming right now to kill you / Rocais: Eloise, be reasonable. That's not true. Nothing will happen if you put a fake coin in, wasting time creating anti-counterfeit coin-reading lasers makes no sense. Putting coins in is a formality. Vending machine technicians are surprised if they open the coin box and there is real money in there instead of washers and bottle caps. It's basically polite. This is the most low-barrier entry-level technicality crime. You have the worldview of a panopticon inmate.
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